They were all from a single 3 day visit, so I lumped them together. I would like to add that we started this adventure with an once of blond hash from Amsterdam. And it may help to understand that I have a Jewish surname.
CN and I are on the 1st class Eurail train from Brussels to Germany. We have been on the train for not that long and smoked some hash out the window; an old style double pain window. It could be pulled down from the top or pulled up from the bottom. It was Hash time so the window was pulled down from the top.
The window shade had a very heavy wood handle across it to pull it down with. We were very stoned and the window shade somehow slipped out the top part of the window as the train rolled along causing the handle to crash in to the window from the outside. This caused a loud noise and glass everywhere. This was not good.
There was a lot of commotion on the train and it made an unscheduled stop in Germany and some German police got on the train. I sear to fucking God they looked like German officers from WW II. And they were shouting in German. It was like WW II all over again. Holly shit.
They came into our car and thought that a terrorist shot something through the window from the outside. I never said they were smart. Then they pulled out a little paper book of who’s who in terrorists. By now they were holding our US passports. They found a name like George <my Jewish surname inserted here>. They got very excited and I thought they were going to execute me. Did I mention that they had German shepherds? Probably forgot.
They told me in English that sounded like Col. Klink, that I was a terrorist; George <Jewish Surname>. I pointed to my passport that said my name which was not George. They looked disappointed. By now they were getting bored and the people on the train had had enough delays. The Germans left the train, dogs and all, and the train departed for Munchen. We were relocated to another room. We smoked has in the bathroom this time.
That night we went to a higher end strip club in Munchen. We were both very drunk. A very attractive lady of the evening came over to our table, and in broken english, said that she wanted to take us both back to our hotel. Before I could answer, CN said, “NO, Ga-Sholf, Ga-Sholf”. She understood the No part and left the table politley.
The next day we met a Science Teacher from England, who was electroplating coins worth 7 cents US and using them in place of coins worth 25 cents-conterfitting currency. I think in Germany you get the gas chamber for just about anything those days. For some weird reason, he bought a bunch of weird condemns in different colors and shapes. We had no need for them (cause CN chased the girl away!!!), so we filled with them shaving cream and through them off our hotel balcony. No fucking idea why and we were not tripping.
That night we went to the Hofbräuhaus, a huge beer drinking establishment where you are able to enjoy many of the traditions from Germany all at once; eating, drinking, dancing and singing. The only things that went into the ovens were chickens. The beers started out at 1/2 liter and went up from there. We had ordered two 2 liter steins. Up on the wall was like a 23 liter stein that required two additional people to hold it up for the drinker. No shit.
The next morning we went back and CN had a liter and I had some Peppermint Schnaps Shots (100 Proof). There were some girls in the eating section-Americans. We relocated. We missed the sign that said you can’t bring drinks into the eating area (in the mornings I guess). We did. A wench from 50 yards away sent her beer rag spinning through the air and it hit me across the face. It was God-Like. It made the day complete and it was only like 10 AM.